My favorite way to work is sitting in a warm patch of sun. Watching my dog, Rooster, frolic through a field of flowers. With an ice cold beverage & a few tasty snacks on the table next to me.
My second favorite way to work is with you!
I've had the joy (mostly) of working with 99 businesses & individuals from around the world.
Will you be lucky number 100?
My hourly rate for all services.
Money talk can be stressful so I like to make sure it's right here in pink & brown for all the world to see.
The number of countries I have worked remotely from. Just because we aren't in the same place, or time zone, doesn't mean I can't do great work for you!
I like to think I am a jack of all trades (and firmly believe everything is figureoutable).
But these are the skills I've spent the last 8 years being paid to hone to the best of my ability.
Ad creatives. Logos. Flyers. Party invitations. Email signatures. Personalized childrens books. Billboards. Coloring pages. Menus.
Yes, I have at one time or another been asked to create everything on this list.
Yes, you can tell people you made it yourself. My lips are sealed. (;
Pretty little websites just like this one. Or ugly websites if that's your thing.
I'm not here to judge; just here to make you the fabulously functional site you've always dreamed of.
I was classically trained to use my words to get people to spend millions of dollars on cheap bug zappers & 'miracle' socks. Now I like to use my skills for good.
Everything from website & ad copy to... actually that's pretty much it. I write top notch website & ad copy.
You know those hauntingly accurate ads that pop up on your Facebook & Instagram? The ones that you swear are listening to your every thought... I'm pretty good at those!
Legitimate businesses only though, I can't flood your ex's feeds with ads about how great you are (even though we both know it's true).
If you run a business & you don't know what this is or if you have it set up correctly, we need to talk! This is how all the algorithms and little AI robots find out who you & your customers are.
The pesky backend setups for things like Meta CAPI, GA4, or Tag Manager can be such a pain. But they really do help your advertising work it's magic.
A necessary evil.
The best things clients have said about my work.
Left here so you can get a sense of how good it feels to work with me.
And so I can bask in my prior glory whenever I am battling a bout of imposter syndrome.